my date

[cherrysmum]

ok so I took a leap of faith..went to lunch with a friend of my brothers...very nice man...old south gentleman..you know open the door for you etc...I had a nice day...then went home and felt guilty..he wants to take me to a movie Wednesday but I cancelled..I am just not ready for this..and as nice as he is..he just isn't my type...we had bbq that was killer, picked oranges on his 99 acres...walked the property and admired his three lakes...petted his cows and bull which are really friendly..I bumped my head on a low slung oak limb...lost my inhaler in the pasture and stepped in cow pie...gathered a dozen maxfli golf balls out of the field, lost from the adjoining golf course..

[Cherry_pez]

You ran into a branch? LMAO!!

[cherrysmum]

thanks sis..you are nice..wouldnt you know Robin would laugh because i banged my head on a limb...actually he said duck..which I did...I just didn't duck long enough...

[cherrysis]

Hm...you know it didn't sound like a bad date at all to me. I understand why you would feel sad BUT NO GUILT MUM...Bill wouldn't want that for you. I am proud of you!!!

[cherrysis]

Yeah well...you and dating/men/sex are not Trillas favorite subject I on the other hand saw the sweetness in your attempt and applaud you...now duck!!!

[Cherry_pez]

Maybe he said "fuck" and not "duck". Either way, you got banged in the head. ROFLMAO!!

that was wan long Duck

[cherrysmum]

ROTFLMAO....you know he just might have said that..ya never know....I'm going to show this to Wooooo...shes going to fuss at youuuuu

[Lefty]

LOL @ banged in the head.

It's probably not a good thing if he had said "look out" before attempting sex.

[cherrysis]

SPEWING.................HAHHHHHHHA this is some funny stuff!!!

[Cherry_pez]

**still laughing**